Men's Style....The long-awaited pirate-themed "Dejected Arrr" shirt has finally arrived! Inspired by "The Captain's Wife's Lament", our song of down-on-their-luck pirates, these 100% cotton shirts feature this sad, droopy pirate (so unlucky, even his parrot has a hook!) who sets just the right tone of sorrow and melancholy to inspire reassuring hugs from pirate lovers everywhere. Complete with treasure map-like P&S website listing on the back--because you are, after all, only a walking billboard for us! Available in Adult S through XXL.

Ladies Style....Don't think we've forgotten about you lady pirates, either! With the same artwork as the mens' shirts, these 100% cotton red-capped-sleeve shirts feature a comfortable feminine cut: curvy where you need to be curvy (rowr!), and extra-soft--just like a lady. (What is this, a Barry White song?) Available in ladies' S through XL.

NOW AVAILABLE!! 

Filled with thirty (30) tracks' worth of yummy crap: old favorites that we finally put on disc ("The Captain's Wife's Lament"); new rockin' awesomeness written especially for you ("Your Town"); a gospel choir singing about chicken nuggets ("Nugget Man"); inappropriate Schoolhouse Rock-style educational material ("Count toTen"); more rejected commercial jingles; a whole slew of songs that are one sentence long; and the answer to the oft-asked question of what it would sound like if James Taylor were on fire ("If James Taylor Were on Fire").

Get all three of the Paul & Storm CDs for $40.  To celebrate to release of GUMBO PANTS, Paul & Storm want to give you a deal.  For $40, a $5 savings you can get GUMBO PANTS, News to Us and Opening Band!

Paul and Storm's latest CD, News to Us, is a compilation of songs written for the nationally-syndicated Bob & Tom morning radio show (heard in over 150 markets), with each song based on or inspired by news from that given week. Using everything in their arsenal from rock & roll to barbershop (featuring Bob & Tom favorite barbershop quartet, the BarryTones), Paul and Storm rack up 32 tracks of wit, satire and fart jokes.

Paul and Storm's new logo is here, in shirt form! With a "men's room door" motif (while still including Storm's guitar and glasses, and Paul's cow lick), and the back has a short phrase that sums us up. (It reads, "[a short phrase that sums us up]") This dark blue stonewash 100% cotton tee is a "must-have"...no, wait that's kind of fascist; call it a "really should have." Available in adult L and XL.

Paul and Storm's first full-length CD is filled-to-bursting with 32 tracks of their patented trenchant satire, subtle social commentary, and potty humor. From the title-track's lament for opening acts everywhere, to the final song's sweetest-ever reading of the Miranda rights, the duo covers a wide range of topics and styles: rock & roll, country & western, folk, rockabilly, TV commercials, "Schoolhouse Rock" and Randy Newman movie themes all receive equal (dis)respect here. Bonus tracks, songs recorded live on the Bob and Tom morning radio show, and audio commentaries are also included in this, their best full-length CD to date.