Filled with thirty (30) tracks' worth of yummy crap: old favorites that we finally put on disc ("The Captain's Wife's Lament"); new rockin' awesomeness written especially for you ("Your Town"); a gospel choir singing about chicken nuggets ("Nugget Man"); inappropriate Schoolhouse Rock-style educational material ("Count toTen"); more rejected commercial jingles; a whole slew of songs that are one sentence long; and the answer to the oft-asked question of what it would sound like if James Taylor were on fire ("If James Taylor Were on Fire").

Track List: Count to Ten; Your Town; Oh, No; Nugget Man; The Captain's Wife's Lament; More than Two; My Fantastic Plastic Girl; Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley); Here's Looking at You; Extremely Old with You; A Better Version of You; If James Taylor Were on Fire; If Bob Dylan Were Hiding at the Bottom of a Well; If James Taylor Were on Fire at the Bottom of a Well; If Leon Redbone Suffered a Major Head Injury; If Aaron Neville Were Waiting for a Parking Spot at the Mall, But Someone Else Snagged It; If They Might Be Giants Were the Ice Cream Man; Raisin; Do You Recall; Grandma; Infected; Very Two Best Friends; Gee, Mary Lou; Magic Night; Gumbo Pants; Sports Illustrated; Cool Whip; SpaghettiOs; Olive Garden; "The Improv Bit"*

* Live on the Bob and Tom Show