Men's Style....The long-awaited pirate-themed "Dejected Arrr" shirt has finally arrived! Inspired by "The Captain's Wife's Lament", our song of down-on-their-luck pirates, these 100% cotton shirts feature this sad, droopy pirate (so unlucky, even his parrot has a hook!) who sets just the right tone of sorrow and melancholy to inspire reassuring hugs from pirate lovers everywhere. Complete with treasure map-like P&S website listing on the back--because you are, after all, only a walking billboard for us! Available in Adult S through XXL.

Ladies Style....Don't think we've forgotten about you lady pirates, either! With the same artwork as the mens' shirts, these 100% cotton red-capped-sleeve shirts feature a comfortable feminine cut: curvy where you need to be curvy (rowr!), and extra-soft--just like a lady. (What is this, a Barry White song?) Available in ladies' S through XL.